icantbelieveitsnotsanity:

hey, i just met you

and this is crazy

but there’s a naked hobo eating your face

so zombies, maybe

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After hearing about the “start of the zombie apocalypse”

monstersunshine:

Expectation:

Reality:

funniest10k:

Click here for the funnest blog you will EVER follow

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What if December 21, 2012 was the total Zombie Apocalypse?

thissocalgirl:

Think about it… this shit usually takes a couple months to spread. 
Its almost June.
December is 6 months away.

Dude we are going to die. 

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princess-azula:

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try planning for the zombie apocalypse

suddenly everything i’m thinking about is zombies

To my followers that never touch my ask box:

anxiouskoala:

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vveaboo:

the guy in an anime who always has a glare on his glasses and pushes them up when he has something to say

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s4mmich:

So everyone has been freaking out about this even that happened two days ago in Miami. A man was found eating another mans face off in which he was shot dead. It seemed crazy to everyone including me until I found out a lot more about other events. There have been multiple attacks in…

inimicaldolly:

I’ve just been seeing a ton of posts of people saying OMFG ITS DRUGS YOU FUCKING RETARDS.

Well, yes.

And, uh, hate to be barer of bad news for you
But

A drug, broadly speaking, is any substance that, when absorbed into the body of a living organism, alters normal bodily…

niyorgotya:

idk who made these but its beast

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the common sense guide to surviving the zombie apocalypse:

gyzym:

So, in the wake of reading this terrifying shit, Postcard and I started chatting, as you do, about the zombie apocalypse. Here are some things Postcard and I enjoy: zombie media, common sense, and YELLING ABOUT STUFF. Thus, for your reading pleasure, please enjoy our simple twenty-step guide to NOT DYING in the unlikely event that a zombie apocalypse ravages humanity:

1. IN THE EVENT OF AN ACTUAL APOCALYPTIC SITUATION, ASSUME THAT THE FOLLOWING THINGS ARE GOING TO STOP WORKING: running water (this includes toilets); anything that relies on electricity (this includes gas pumps); anything that relies on natural gas lines (this includes gas stoves/central heat); basically, anything that relies on there being a factory of some variety at the other end of thing you want to make do stuff. THAT’S ALL GONNA BREAK. THIS INCLUDES THE INTERNET. Thus, the most important thing to do in the event of a zombie apocalypse is: 
2. RESEARCH. For as long as you possess the internet, do everything you can to learn as much as possible. Research edible/medicinal plants (or seriously, go into a bookstore and loot your shit a guidebook, they’re not large, they sell little tiny ones, you can put it in your pocket, WHY DOES EVERYONE IN EVERY ZOMBIE MOVIE NOT DO THIS). Research, from available information, how the zombies work/which of their senses are functional—for example, if they operate largely by smell, you want to work on smelling not alive. If they operate largely by sight, DON’T LIGHT FIRES AT NIGHT. And speaking of fires…

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